Sass is the New Black.

"Everyone needs sass. Without it, they're as boring as white bread."

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

(via kardasians)

profoak:

"oops"

Funny how Kendall said the same thing and no one batts an eye at the fact that it’s true. Some people out there will never take the Kardahain/Jenners or anyone associated with them seriously.

I love me some Kardashains, but this is getting stupid. Adrienne stated the truth, get over it.

(via gloomyteens)

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

(via whyant)

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

(via mrrobotico)

lickystickypickyshe:

My little nephew went to a play at some theatre today. Leaving to the foyer a lady tramples over him and says:

I’m so so sorry, you are brave little chap! 

He put a dead serious face, lifted an eyebrow and replied:

I’m not a chap 
I’m a boy….

Turns out the lady is Camilla, duchess of Cornwall, but 3 year old nephew had just lost the last of his fucks to give about royalty shenanigans.

(you’re a mere mortal, just like my tiny old self being the subtitle to his thoughts)

Let’s face it, the Kardashians are an unforgettable family. That’s it, point, blank, period. I’m literally waiting for them to start saying that every time a hater opens their mouth.

BUT, from what I read Adrian didn’t say anything bad. Men who cheat do exactly what she said Rob did and it’s unfortunate that their name has a negative connotation. Kendall said people didn’t take her seriously as a model because of her name. So what’s wrong with Adrian saying the same thing about being associated with Rob
& the fam? What happened with Kendall happened with Adrian just by association - it’s not either of their faults that some people just don’t care for the Kardashian/Jenner name.

As far as I’m concerned Adrian wasn’t in the wrong.

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

(via sayitfromtherooftop)