You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot before the other, and God damn it, you refuse to let it get to you. You fight. You cry. You curse. Then you go about the business of living. That’s how I’ve done it. There’s no other way.
how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it
We have this hetero at work who can’t take any kind of sexual joke:
So while talking shit today, this other coworker was like: “Dude, Ima kiss the back of your neck and make you feel hella awkward! You won’t be coming into my aisles to talk shit again!”
This coworker got SO quiet you could hear the fucking crickets - it was HILARIOUS!
Oh man, it was too good!